Cluethulhu

Shouldn’t have reminded him about that. Stupid beaver.

But seriously, don’t you find it strange that the mighty Cthulhu, this supposedly powerful, mind-bending, enormous tentacled monstrosity from space, was defeated so easily? Being ran over by a boat just doesn’t seem epic enough! Where were all the ‘splosions? Don’t things need ‘splosions to be worthwhile these days? In Call of Cthulhu Lovecraft writes about him as if he woke up grumpy from a nap.

Sure, people died. But read the lore! Cthulhu is supposed to be the HIGH PRIEST of the GREAT OLD ONES! That sounds pretty ship bow invulnerable to me! I mean, you don’t fly here billions of years ago across hundreds of thousands of light years just to tell a few Southerners to chant nonsense like ‘Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn’ and get your head cracked open on a yacht. Yeah you heard it. Fhtagn.

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